Congratulations, you are old! What better way to celebrate than with our "Old As Shit" sash? This is the perfect party accessory to add a touch of class and sass to the celebration. Whether you are celebrating your 21st birthday, 30th birthday or your 91st, or retirement party this sash is guaranteed funQUALITY: What happens when you take a beautiful white sash, laser printing, and glitter? You get our premium quality birthday sash. It is fun, playful, durable, and best of all, recyclable.SIZE: The sash is a one size fits all. One side measures approximately 3 ft. long and 3 inches wideFUN: Rock it with a dress and tiara or dress it down with jeans and a shirt. Your birthday is about one personƒyou!GUARANTEE: We stand by our sashes with a 100% money back guarantee. If this birthday party decoration does not make you and your loved one's smile, then your money back.